15 Best Christmas Cracker Jokes
If Christmas cracker jokes aren’t cheesy then they aren’t doing its job properly! Here is a collection of some of our favourite Christmas cracker jokes to get you in the festive spirit.
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days
Happy Christmas from all of the Redbank House team and everyone at Disabled Living. We hope to see you all in the new year. We look forward to welcoming our training room and sensory room customers back in the new year.